viernes, 18 de enero de 2008

What a girl wants, what a girl NEEDS?????

Durante estos días mi vida ha estado aburrida..............

Sí, bien fomeque los últimos días a decir verdad.

Y, una muestra de ello, es la reverenda weá que estuve haciendo el otro dia (Bien decía mi abuelita "El ocio es la madre (Porq madre y no padre si es EL ocio???) de todos los vicios".

Asi poh, de puro ociosa, metí en google "Paola needs", a ver q chucha, según google y la web es lo que yo y mi bella persona necesitamos, o necesitábamos, ese día, para mejorar el panorama más inmediato de mi más bien fatídica existencia......

Elegí los 12 primeros resultados....están en inglish pero mi análisis está en español....

1."Paola needs help" .......Es cierto, I NEED HELP.......perooooooo,pa q???A q exactamente se referirá el sabio google?Ayuda sicologica?Ayuda economica?Ayuda emocional?Ayuda laboral???Todas las anteriores???(Me inclino x la ultima)
2. “Paola needs a puppy”....Es realmente necesario oooooooootro mas???No es suficiente aún con 3 hijos en el hogar, cada uno de ellos bastante exótico ademas???Aparte de una gata siamesa, un huron y un erizo de tierra, q mas hace falta.............tal vez el mono "poto colora'o"???
3. “Paola needs different massage styles”..........mmmmmmmmmmmm, SIIIIIIII!!!!!!

4. “Paola needs to come by here more”.....Demás voy poh, pero donde?
5. “Paola needs some love too and some more fans/members!”.....Sí, es cierto, soy un ser que necesita mucho amor (All you need is love....ta ta rara rá), y lógico, mi fans club debe aumentar su membresía.............así como vamos a-na-die (pal pobre incauto q pudo creer lo anterior no tengo ningun fans club.......quedaria debiendo seguidores jajajajaja)
6. "Paola needs to get her facts right" ........Así es....como dije una vez y a mi moniz querido le encantó, eso sería como "Pao, Percátate".
7. "Paola needs to do a test implementation of her experfinder project in the next few months".....Aquí encuentro que Mr Google se puso cuático, o sea, pa q irse en esa???Con suerte entiendo mis objetivos y necesidades autoimpuestas, y quiere q cache esto????Pa mi q es un mensaje del más allá fijense......

8. "Paola needs help to restore its Mom and Pop stores".....mmmmmm Mom store, puede ser, pero Pop store???Mi papá no tiene tienda!!!!!!Ni almacén!!!!Ni mall!!!!ni ni una weá!!!(Recordé que odio ser proleta....en fin, ese es otro tema)

9. "Paola needs a high positition too, being as she's a global mod edit" Mansa sorpresa.Logico que necesito una alta posición.....lo malo es q nunca llega.........como q ya estoy perdiendo las esperanzas para ser honesta...

10. "Paola needs some wins". Obvio, weeeeeeeee are the champioooons my frieeeeends...........o no???

11. "Paola needs to play that tournament!!!"....BKN!!!!!!!Pero tengo una duda:Cual vendria siendo ese torneo???El master de chelas, terremotos y jotes de Chile????.......No se me ocurre otro :s

12. "Paola needs a fresh"....A fresh qué..un aire fresco??Un aroma fresco???Q entre el fresco????(Esa me gusto mas =))

Asi, como verán, nuestro querido google no solo nos da respuesta de nombres de ciudades, fotos necesarias, letras de canciones o informacion especifica respecto a un tema, sino también nos da las claves de nuestra vida....

En fin, otro dia que esté igual de aburrida, puede que los sorprenda con una weá similar a lo contrario, no creo...............tanto aweonamiento junto es incluso más del normal...



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